When you start googling yourself. Interesting what comes up.
For instance. While I had some ideas about my utility to certain individuals, (opening stuck jars, moving furniture, etc.) I was completely in the dark about this aspect.
Of course, this leads to an entirely different set of people who are unable to pronounce [...]
The girl non recognition thing was bothering me until I was walking and then it hit me. She was a bank teller when I was working retail. We’d see each other whenever I would stop in to get change.
Thank god. That was bothering me.
Yesterday’s festivities started about as well as I could have hoped. Penang was great, the food was served at all the same time, and hot! I remember drinking 4 mango margaritas, and a fruity drink that they gave me for my birthday. They even played happy birthday over the loudspeakers in the [...]
As it’s common knowledge that I am surrounded by great friends, but I’m also pretty lucky to be working with some great people.
Me: Hi, uh, it’s me.Boss: Oh! The birthday boy!”Me: Yes. . . Well, you see, I horribly underestimated the power of 50 people in the same restaurant, and [...]
And now, in some bizarre twist. I can’t go back to sleep at all, so I might as well go to work. stay home and get some rest.
For a moment there, I thought I was going to die.
At least I would have left this earth happy, surrounded by friends.
Have I mentioned that I love / hate my internal clock?
Yes, I’m still alive.
No, I’ll never do it again.
Yes, I’m probably going to work on time. Oh man–fsck that.
No, I’m probably not drinking tonight.
Details: Fuzzy, but I do recall doing body shots off of several young women last night. [...]