Lots of Monkeys

During lunch, we started talking about how some people send their dearly departed household pets to the taxidermist to keep them around forever. Then of course, it degraded into, “What if they started doing it to people?”
Of course, it would be awful. So we started thinking about what the best name for [...]

From the post today:
More weapons of mass destruction have been located in Spring Valley over the past four years than have been found in Iraq
Granted, Spring Valley’s a stone’s throw from my employer, but I’m just plain pleased over the way that teaser line was written.
Here’s the article, “D.C. Gets Update On WWI [...]