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Daily Archives: September 14th, 2005

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Gillet’s Five Bladed Razor of Smoothness
They called Gillet mad when he proposed this design to the Dwarven Razorsmiths of Azerica. (“Why would a dwarf shave?”) Undaunted by the laughter of his peers, Gillette went on a quest to find the lightest, rarest, strongest materials worthy of his project. A shaving implement of [...]

Not long now

I just recently posted about the four bladed battery operated razor.
I give you, the five bladed razor. This is truly, the best a man can get.
At least, until the six bladed razor.
I guess they have to keep making the actual blades smaller and smaller. Eventually, we’ll get a razor that features [...]

Degradation

I was running late that day, after forgetting my work keys, then my phone, then my wallet. Each time I remembered I was already out the door. Each time, another ride up the elevator, another unlocking of the door.
I depend so much on things that are so tiny.
I was fifteen minutes [...]