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Daily Archives: April 10th, 2009

Lousy with children

I’m in the middle of dinner when the call comes, so I excuse myself and head downstairs to the restroom.
I find an empty urinal and begin my business.
Midway through, a child’s head appears in my peripheral vision.  It’s blond with blue eyes and attached to the rest of the body, which is about five years [...]